Well, I have 30 days left of my summer vacation before I get behind the wheel of the yellow cheese wagon. As the next school year approaches I think back at all the things the kids on my bus have told me...now one thing you have to know is that as kids get on the bus they have a tendency to do what I call " vomit information" at me as they get on the bus. This is as they are walking up the stairs and before they find their seat. So here are some things that I have heard over the years ... ( warning...I may know private information about your family that you may not know I know)
" my mom wears pink thong underwear"
" that's my dad...he just got out of rehab"
Not so funny one.... " my baby brother passed away from SIDS"
" that is my dad's crack head girlfriend"
" my dad lost his job"
" what is sex?"
" we are moving because my dad's business partner is a "Bleep"!
"my mom got a new belly button and bigger boobs"
Now most of these come from elementary kids...the stuff I hear from my high school students are a little more shocking and I don't think I want to repeat. Yet there are times that they don't realize that the 40 ft metal can on wheels echo's and I can hear quite a bit from where I sit. There have been a couple of times I have had to come home and ask my own teenagers what something meant or was...then I get really shocked..LOL!
So just remember that people who are strangers to you but not your children....May know a little more about you than you think :)
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